Clothier Promo for 6-27
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Clothier Promo for 6-27
bclothier Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:38 pm
***This should be pasted in ANYTIME BEFORE my match with Taloncarde***
[The crowd rises to their feet as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool rips through the arena pa. Amid a rain of sparks and smoke, Brian "The Crusher" Clothier struts to the ring. "The Great Entertainer's" fans shout "I AM!" as he enters the squared circle. As the capacity crowd begins to settle, the ring mic is lowered into "The Engineer of the Money Train's" hand.]
Brian Clothier - I know what you're all thinking, "Crusher why haven't you won a match in the DNC?" "What's taking so long?" "What's The Concrete Duck's waist size?"
[Clothier smirks a little at his last remark and then regains his composure. He begins to pace and runs his hand through his hair.]
Brian Clothier - Folks, let's not forget that I've been away from the game for some time. I'm not making excuses here, but I'm getting booked against the best... and I just walked in the door! Give me a break kids, I'll be good as new in no time. Now, I'm 0-1-1 at the present and that's okay. My good friend Trendkill and I fought to a draw in our last match. I'm not making any promises, but maybe tonight my record shoots up to 1-1-1. And if I don't win, I can promise you this... you'll still get your money's worth. Well, you'll get your money's worth if my opponent shows up. You see, I just found out my competition tonight is a 'giant chicken"... literally!
[The Titantron fires up and an image of Taloncarde is broadcast to the masses. Wearing a costume inspired by the Archangel, he is a freak of nature, a man born with wings. The crowd rests silent.]
Brian Clothier - I mean, I don't know whether to fight him or fry him! Tonight, I may just pluck this guys feathers and serve wings to the masses! I dunno, maybe bring some hot little women up here for a Taloncarde pillow fight! Anyway, I hope he can make it out here. I heard the "bird flu" is going around.
[Much of the arena explodes with laughter and chants of "I AM!" begin again.
Brian Clothier - Taloncarde, tonight you get your wings clipped right here in the DNC! I AM "The One the Fans Come to SEE!" I AM "The Engineer of the Money Train!" I AM "The Great Entertainer!" And, YOU WILL be left running like a chicken with it's head cut off when I am done. BELIEVE IT, Sucker!
[Pyros explode and "Bodies by Drowning Pool" pierces the air. "The Crusher" slams the mic to the ring floor and bounds for the backstage entrance. The fans stand and cheer as Brian Clothier makes his exit.]
[The crowd rises to their feet as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool rips through the arena pa. Amid a rain of sparks and smoke, Brian "The Crusher" Clothier struts to the ring. "The Great Entertainer's" fans shout "I AM!" as he enters the squared circle. As the capacity crowd begins to settle, the ring mic is lowered into "The Engineer of the Money Train's" hand.]
Brian Clothier - I know what you're all thinking, "Crusher why haven't you won a match in the DNC?" "What's taking so long?" "What's The Concrete Duck's waist size?"
[Clothier smirks a little at his last remark and then regains his composure. He begins to pace and runs his hand through his hair.]
Brian Clothier - Folks, let's not forget that I've been away from the game for some time. I'm not making excuses here, but I'm getting booked against the best... and I just walked in the door! Give me a break kids, I'll be good as new in no time. Now, I'm 0-1-1 at the present and that's okay. My good friend Trendkill and I fought to a draw in our last match. I'm not making any promises, but maybe tonight my record shoots up to 1-1-1. And if I don't win, I can promise you this... you'll still get your money's worth. Well, you'll get your money's worth if my opponent shows up. You see, I just found out my competition tonight is a 'giant chicken"... literally!
[The Titantron fires up and an image of Taloncarde is broadcast to the masses. Wearing a costume inspired by the Archangel, he is a freak of nature, a man born with wings. The crowd rests silent.]
Brian Clothier - I mean, I don't know whether to fight him or fry him! Tonight, I may just pluck this guys feathers and serve wings to the masses! I dunno, maybe bring some hot little women up here for a Taloncarde pillow fight! Anyway, I hope he can make it out here. I heard the "bird flu" is going around.
[Much of the arena explodes with laughter and chants of "I AM!" begin again.
Brian Clothier - Taloncarde, tonight you get your wings clipped right here in the DNC! I AM "The One the Fans Come to SEE!" I AM "The Engineer of the Money Train!" I AM "The Great Entertainer!" And, YOU WILL be left running like a chicken with it's head cut off when I am done. BELIEVE IT, Sucker!
[Pyros explode and "Bodies by Drowning Pool" pierces the air. "The Crusher" slams the mic to the ring floor and bounds for the backstage entrance. The fans stand and cheer as Brian Clothier makes his exit.]
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