The Cold One's debut

[Icey11]

As the camera comes on, we see a great shot of an alligator bathing in the Louisiana sun. Mosqutios are all over as the humidity is almost unbearable. The cameraman is wondering what the heck he is doing in this god forsaken place? The camera man sees something in the distance. "What is that?"




The Cold One sees the cameraman fighting to get to shack. He shout outs to him, "Think you can get here any quicker? Jeez you cutting into my time and I don't like that." The Cold One throws his beer can on the ground and crushes it with his bare feet. "Now focus that camera here and listen up Duck n Cover, I was asked to come and wrestle for this fed and I am honored to be here no doubt. I see my first match is against a up and coming fighter, ''Straight Jacket'' Steve Havoc, who seems to be holding his on. Well I am sorry to say Havoc, but you will be my FIRST target in this here Fed. You maybe a good fighter, but I am the COLD ONE and I am here to kick it Louisiana style. HEAT is but a word here in the swamps, so think about this Havoc, when it gets hot in the ring you do have the option of running like the wimp that you are. Now get the heck out of my swamp and make sure you tell the GM that I am coming with one thing on my mind and that is to beat up people!!!!!"




As the cameraman starts to leave the gators start moving towards him causing him to wet his pants.

[Icey11]

As the COLD ONE sits in the locker room after his match, the cameraman comes in for an interview. He walks carefully up to the COLD ONE afraid to spook him for fear of what he might do.


"Come on in dude and listen up. I told you when I was hired that I was coming here to fight and not play around. Now I agree Havoc gave a good fight, but he is out of my league. Now that I have dispensed of Havoc, My focus is on Jimbonix now. Trust me he will be just another rung on my way to the top. I want to tell the GMs thanks for having me aboard and let them know I am here for them. Now get out of here so I can relax before I go back to Louisiana to wrestle some gators. HEY leave my beer alone stupid."



The COLD ONE grabs the cameraman and throws him out of the locker room.


"Now go get your own beer stupid!!!!"

[Icey11]

As the camera focuses, we find The Cold One with a beer in his hand. He has his familiar Biker Barn T-shirt on. He is unshaven sitting under a shade tree watching two gators sunning themselves by the edge of the swamp. He slowly turns to the camera and begins to speak.



"Well it seems we have a bit of a problem. I ahve made quick work of my first two opponents with some ease. Now I have to face Khanstraight. I know nothing of this person nor do I care to know. All I know is I will train the same way I have been training for years. By fighting these gators here. Relax they are only eight foot long. Now to the question at hand; which way is this fed heading? I want to know from our GM if he thinks that I will be back next season. As he can see, I have beaten up the first two people he sent me and I will continue to beat up more of them. I am really enjoying myself in this fed and I want to prove it to him and all my fans."


He looks at the druids and makes a motion with his hand. They disappear only to return with food and beer. The Cold One looks at the food which looks like something fried.


"Hmmm, Fried alligator and fried crawfish, my favorite meal. Now back to my next match." He pauses a moment to gulp down his beer. "Khanstraight let's get this straight right here right now, You are not in the same league as me. When you feel like the world is coming down on you, it's not. It's just me dropping The Cold A Bomb on you. Enough said. Get outta here you pansy!"



With that The Cold One gets up and walks over to the nearest gator and punches him right between the eyes. The gator stunned for a second, rises up on all four legs and charges The Cold One only to be stopped dead in his tracks by a right hand right on the nose. The Cold One then takes his knife out and kills the gator in one stroke. The camera fades to black at the gory scene.

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