Jake Hammer warming up
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Jake Hammer warming up
Well time to check on Jake hammer in the Gym to catch a word before his match.
Jake:leave me alone I don't ahve time for interviews.
Jane:Jake the fans and I wanted to know how your feeling
Jake:I am doing great Jane stop distracting. Punches punching bag.
Well I am hitting this bag while wearing weights on my ankles to increase power.
Speed well I have this threadmill workout with a ball I catch to increase reflexs.
Jane:Jane that seems a little odd Jake don't you think you shoudl focus on one area at a time.
Jake:Well this is the way I always done it. It don't matter who I face. It's time to watch match footage of old matches while curling. Later folks enjoy the show and I will ahve you guys standing in awe at my wrestling mastery.Going to bring the hosue down tonight no more holding back these guys are ready for pure solid Jack Hammer like the world has never sence before.
Jake:leave me alone I don't ahve time for interviews.
Jane:Jake the fans and I wanted to know how your feeling
Jake:I am doing great Jane stop distracting. Punches punching bag.
Well I am hitting this bag while wearing weights on my ankles to increase power.
Speed well I have this threadmill workout with a ball I catch to increase reflexs.
Jane:Jane that seems a little odd Jake don't you think you shoudl focus on one area at a time.
Jake:Well this is the way I always done it. It don't matter who I face. It's time to watch match footage of old matches while curling. Later folks enjoy the show and I will ahve you guys standing in awe at my wrestling mastery.Going to bring the hosue down tonight no more holding back these guys are ready for pure solid Jack Hammer like the world has never sence before.
Dyslexic moment
well after fixing spelling errors here the Role play I made for jake hammer ST
Well tonight Jake Hammer will help kick off the new Season of Duck N cover wrestling. Fan expect a true Warrior and a gladiator so I am going to face a worthy oppent. I could not find a more fitting challenge then ST. Well I am tried of reading this script throws cheat cards down. This wrestling at it'sfiniest no heavily scripted promos.St sucks and we all know it.
TCD well your a jolly guy but man how many looser to I have to beat before I can focus on destroying your prized assets. ST doesn't trian very hard I can tell he doesn't have the stamia to last in a match agaist Jake Hammer. These two hammer will crush him.(smashes Cracker in his hand) So you see ST you are nothing you are not even in my league.
ST confronts Jake backstage. ST says," Well,Jake hammer see you in the ring man. Hope our match is great." Is the ugliest Diva TCD ever hired taling to me.
Annoucer :ST is clearily a male we all know that what is Jake deal. ST starts hammering away on the hammer. The hammer just catches his Fist and say you see these are working mans hands here has he applies the fist lock. ST I have decided not to hurt you before our match lets go. Turns his back TCD shouldn't pick up run away Hoe like ST. ST hits Jake Hammer with a german on the floor. He grabs a chair waits for jake to raise then cracks Jake Hammer with a chair. Jake is down and St leaves. Jake looks focus runs after ST knocks St through a wall. You want to be a man I will treat you like a man. Reverse suplex on the floor. then slams his head on a Locker. Jake hammer doesn't need Chair to hurt somebody. locks on his texas cloverleaf mines better than yours ST. ST passes out from the pain.
Annoucer : this will be an exciting match up.
TCD : Touch up on the typos and we'll see what we can do.
Well tonight Jake Hammer will help kick off the new Season of Duck N cover wrestling. Fan expect a true Warrior and a gladiator so I am going to face a worthy oppent. I could not find a more fitting challenge then ST. Well I am tried of reading this script throws cheat cards down. This wrestling at it'sfiniest no heavily scripted promos.St sucks and we all know it.
TCD well your a jolly guy but man how many looser to I have to beat before I can focus on destroying your prized assets. ST doesn't trian very hard I can tell he doesn't have the stamia to last in a match agaist Jake Hammer. These two hammer will crush him.(smashes Cracker in his hand) So you see ST you are nothing you are not even in my league.
ST confronts Jake backstage. ST says," Well,Jake hammer see you in the ring man. Hope our match is great." Is the ugliest Diva TCD ever hired taling to me.
Annoucer :ST is clearily a male we all know that what is Jake deal. ST starts hammering away on the hammer. The hammer just catches his Fist and say you see these are working mans hands here has he applies the fist lock. ST I have decided not to hurt you before our match lets go. Turns his back TCD shouldn't pick up run away Hoe like ST. ST hits Jake Hammer with a german on the floor. He grabs a chair waits for jake to raise then cracks Jake Hammer with a chair. Jake is down and St leaves. Jake looks focus runs after ST knocks St through a wall. You want to be a man I will treat you like a man. Reverse suplex on the floor. then slams his head on a Locker. Jake hammer doesn't need Chair to hurt somebody. locks on his texas cloverleaf mines better than yours ST. ST passes out from the pain.
Annoucer : this will be an exciting match up.
TCD : Touch up on the typos and we'll see what we can do.
Last edited by Hammer on Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:02 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Cuz I am afraid of Disobeying TCD)
Re: Jake Hammer warming up
hey hammer you wont even make it to your match because the freak n monster BLOOD bloodys you and throws you off the entrance stage with a chair round your neck
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