210% Mulletude

[The Mullet]

Hair of the Dog by Nazareth blasts throughout the arena. From behind the curtain walks a tall, lean fighting machine. Dressed for success in his home-styled cut off jean shorts as well wearing a jean jacket the newest wrestler signed to the DCW begins to raise his fist in the air and start shaking it with the riffs of the guitar. The man-beast then begins to head bang to the music as Whitey Stubbs, famed DCW announcer doesn't know what to make of the situation. The long locks of hair flow with the music with each head bang, while no hair gets in his eyes due to the trim cut on the top of his head. The music fades as Whitey Stubbs gets a chance to get finally get a word in.

"Welcome to the DCW..."

Without hesitation the newest wrestler on the DCW roster snatches the microphone from Whitey Stubbs.

"Sorry bout that Stubby... but these people here don't want to hear you gabber on. They want to see excitement, they want to be entertained. And the hardest working man in the DCW is here to bring both. I'm as Blue Collar as it gets baby! Don't cha forget it. The Mullet is here. And I'm bringing 210% Mulletude to the table. Just remember, Business Up Front! Party In the Back!"

The Mullet slams the microphone into Whitey Stubbs gut and raises his arm in victory as the crowd begins to cheer. Hair of the Dog by Nazareth begins to thump throughout the arena again as The Mullet makes his way out of the ring and slaps hands with the fans.