Introducing "The Crusher"

[Brian Cl]

[A capacity crowd sits silently as one of Duck N Cover's color commentators stands in the center of the squared circle. The ring microphone is lowered into his hand and the spotlights fix on his location.]

Whitey Stubbs - Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Whitey Stubbs and DNC Wrestling has asked me to introduce one of the newest and brightest stars to enter the ranks tonight. It gives me great pleasure to tell you that I have followed this man's career throughout many federations. I can tell you that you will be amused by his mic skills and amazed by his athletic ability. Without anymore delay, I give you BRIAN "THE CRUSHER" CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[The lights dim and "Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to pump through the pa system. The crowd rises to their feet as a light show and pyrotechnics begin. The Titantron shows a series of Clothier's greatest victories... Opponents defeated by "The Pink Slip", "The Unbelievable", and "The Clothier Claw." Suddenly, "The Crusher" takes the stage and sprints to ringside. He slides in and takes his position next to Whitey Stubbs as the lights come back up and the music fades.]

Whitey Stubbs - Mr. Clothier, after many successful title runs in various organizations and a showing in the Online Indoor Football League Cup, what possessed you to begin your wrestling career yet again?

Brian Clothier - Whitey, this isn't going to be a Q and A tonight. I came here to say THREE THINGS! ONE, My Tampa Bay Marauders are poised to return to the OIFL Cup and bring home the Championship. TWO, other titles in other leagues don't mean a thing. And THREE, the fans of DNC Wrestling are about to get a glimpse into the future. So don't sleep and don't blink. My career is about to blast off like a rocket and I wouldn't want any of you to miss a minute of it.

Whitey Stubbs - So what you're saying is...

[Clothier snatches the microphone from Stubbs' hand and pushes him away with a hand to the face.]

Brian Clothier - I AM The Engineer of the Money Train! I AM The One the Fans Come to See! I AM The Great Entertainer! I AM Brian "The Crusher" Clothier, and I WILL be a star. Believe it, SUCKERS!

["The Crusher" drops the mic on the mat and pushes Whitey Stubbs by the face once more before exiting the ring. The fans stand and cheer as chants of "I AM" begin to fill the arena. Shortly after taking the ramp, Brian Clothier disappears into the backstage area. The fans continue to cheer.]